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Welcome to a home for Hope... |
 Welcome to First Alliance Church! Hope is the door we'd like to open for folks seeking to find a fresh new day in faith or a whole new beginning in their spiritual journey. Real hope is waiting for you here.
Warmly,
Steve Elliott
Senior Pastor
 
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 ...How many _____s does it take to change a light bulb?
Just when you think you've heard that last "change a light bulb" joke, a new one surfaces. Like this one:
Q: How many computer technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100. One to do it, and 99 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facilitation, of which 10% of the pages state only, "This page intentionally left blank," and 20% of the definitions are of the form, "A _______ consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks."
(Can you tell that my computer is down and I am waiting for the IT guys to fix it and this is my revenge?!)
But actually, the newest light bulb joke is:
Q: How many church board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
Check out my blog to find out the answer.
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